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kurgy:

the survival of Thedas rests in his hands

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darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

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phoenixfalls:

Anthony Mackie, photographed by Lucie Hugary.

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making-it-out-alive:

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BREAKFAST:apple stuffed french toast baby step buns banana pancakesbreakfast breaddairy and gluten free pancakesdouble whole grain pancakeseggie veggie bakeegg white crepesegg white veggie omeletenglish muffinsfluffy canadian pancakesginger bread oatmealgluten free banana bread pancakesgluten free coconut pancakesgranolaoatmeal pancakespancakesturkey breakfast sausagevegan and gluten free peach crispvegan banana oatmeal wafflesvegan crepeswhole grain pancakesLUNCH:asian chicken saladbaked zucchini friesbbq tuna frittersbread biscuitscrispy eggplant with spicy tomato saucefajitasgrilled fish tacoshawaian chicken kabobsquinoa tortillaskinny tuna meltsoft pretzelssushisweet potato chipstaco saladtuna saladvegan falafelvegetarian sandwichesvegetarian sloppy joeswhole wheat and honey pizza crustDINNER:baked basil zucchinibaked macaroni and cheesebaked salmonbaked squashbaked turkey burgersbbq lime and mango turkeybbq rosemary sweet potatoblack bean veggie burgerschicken, avocado saladchicken nuggetscitrus grilled chickendinner rollsgarlic and lime shrimpgarlic and parmesan turkey meatballsgarlic and rosemary chickengnocchimoroccan apricot chicken tendersmushroom pizza with caramalised onionsoven fried eggplantpecan crusted dover solepineapple pork kebobspork fried riceroasted rosemary root vegetablesseasoned potato wedgesslow cooker meatloafslow cooker pineapple chicken verdeslow cooker pulled pork sandwichesslow cooker rosemary chickenslow cooker two bean chickensticky ricethai spiced bbq shrimptuna stuffed zucchinivegan lasagnaveggie lasagnazucchini sticksDESERT: banana almond and chocolate ice creambanana berry soft servebanana split cheesecake bitesblueberry-pomegranate ice lollieschocolate hazelnut ice creamchocolate moussecreamy baked pearsfruity popsiclesgrilled peaches with gingersnapshealthy brownieno bake peanut butter nuggetsnutella fudge popspecan piepeanut butter and chocolate ice creampeppermint meringuesraw carrot cakeraw tropical ice creamroasted maple papayasweet potato pievanilla ice creamvegan and gluten free, peanut butter, caramel cheesecakewatermelon tartSNACKS:88 healthy snacks under 100kcalalmond joys apple cupcakesapples peanut butter slicesbanana bitescaramel chewscaramel popcornchocolate barchocolate chip ballschocolate chip cookiescinnamon fruit kebobseggplant chipsfrozen banana bitesfrozen fruit popsfrozen yogurt blackberriesfrozen yogurt strawberriesfruity fun skewerskettle cornmeringue cookiesno bake healthy protein barspeanut butter cupspizza roll upsroasted chick peasskinny coconut cupcakesstrawberry and mango fruit roll up
DRINKS:berry watermelon smoothieblueberry banana smoothieblueberry coconut water frosty chocolate cranberry smoothie chocolate milkshakecitrus frosty coco-berry smoothiecoconut hot chocolatecranberry and banana smoothiefresh orange juice smoothiegrapefruit pink smoothie green lemon and pineapple smoothiegreen tea mango smoothiehealthy vegan breakfast smoothiemocha coconut frappuccinomocha madness recovery shakepeanut butter, banana green smoothiepurpose smoothies strawberry, blueberry smoothiestrawberry lemonade frostystrawberry shortcake smoothie sweet pomegranate smoothie sweet potato hot cocoatasty fruit smoothievegan almond butter banana shakevegan cashew ripple strawberry shakevegan chamomile banana shakevegan chocolate raspberry smoothievegan chocolate s’mores shakevegan chocolate, strawberry, banana shakevegan double chocolate chip shakevegan peaches and cream smoothie vegan peachy hemp protein smoothievegan secret ingredient matcha shakevegan secret ingredient vanilla shakevegan wild blueberry shake virgin peachy lychee daiquiriwatermelon frostywhipped strawberry lemonadeCONDIMENTS: bbq saucechocolate peanut butterfig jam with lavender, thyme and walnutshummuspeanut butter fruit dipspinach dipBASICS: almond flourbreadbread crumbscondensed milk housewarming breadpizza doughGREAT HEALTHY FOOD BLOGS: displayed by calorieseverythingdesserts

making-it-out-alive:

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BREAKFAST:
apple stuffed french toast 
baby step buns 
banana pancakes
breakfast bread
dairy and gluten free pancakes
double whole grain pancakes
eggie veggie bake
egg white crepes
egg white veggie omelet
english muffins
fluffy canadian pancakes
ginger bread oatmeal
gluten free banana bread pancakes
gluten free coconut pancakes
granola
oatmeal pancakes
pancakes
turkey breakfast sausage
vegan and gluten free peach crisp
vegan banana oatmeal waffles
vegan crepes
whole grain pancakes

LUNCH:
asian chicken salad
baked zucchini fries
bbq tuna fritters
bread biscuits
crispy eggplant with spicy tomato sauce
fajitas
grilled fish tacos
hawaian chicken kabobs
quinoa tortilla
skinny tuna melt
soft pretzels
sushi
sweet potato chips
taco salad
tuna salad
vegan falafel
vegetarian sandwiches
vegetarian sloppy joes
whole wheat and honey pizza crust

DINNER:
baked basil zucchini
baked macaroni and cheese
baked salmon
baked squash
baked turkey burgers
bbq lime and mango turkey
bbq rosemary sweet potato
black bean veggie burgers
chicken, avocado salad
chicken nuggets
citrus grilled chicken
dinner rolls
garlic and lime shrimp
garlic and parmesan turkey meatballs
garlic and rosemary chicken
gnocchi
moroccan apricot chicken tenders
mushroom pizza with caramalised onions
oven fried eggplant
pecan crusted dover sole
pineapple pork kebobs
pork fried rice
roasted rosemary root vegetables
seasoned potato wedges
slow cooker meatloaf
slow cooker pineapple chicken verde
slow cooker pulled pork sandwiches
slow cooker rosemary chicken
slow cooker two bean chicken
sticky rice
thai spiced bbq shrimp
tuna stuffed zucchini
vegan lasagna
veggie lasagna
zucchini sticks


DESERT: 
banana almond and chocolate ice cream
banana berry soft serve
banana split cheesecake bites
blueberry-pomegranate ice lollies
chocolate hazelnut ice cream
chocolate mousse
creamy baked pears
fruity popsicles
grilled peaches with gingersnaps
healthy brownie
no bake peanut butter nuggets
nutella fudge pops
pecan pie
peanut butter and chocolate ice cream
peppermint meringues
raw carrot cake
raw tropical ice cream
roasted maple papaya
sweet potato pie
vanilla ice cream
vegan and gluten free, peanut butter, caramel cheesecake
watermelon tart

SNACKS:
88 healthy snacks under 100kcal
almond joys 
apple cupcakes
apples peanut butter slices
banana bites
caramel chews
caramel popcorn
chocolate bar
chocolate chip balls
chocolate chip cookies
cinnamon fruit kebobs
eggplant chips
frozen banana bites
frozen fruit pops
frozen yogurt blackberries
frozen yogurt strawberries
fruity fun skewers
kettle corn
meringue cookies
no bake healthy protein bars
peanut butter cups
pizza roll ups
roasted chick peas
skinny coconut cupcakes
strawberry and mango fruit roll up


DRINKS:
berry watermelon smoothie
blueberry banana smoothie
blueberry coconut water frosty 
chocolate cranberry smoothie 
chocolate milkshake
citrus frosty 
coco-berry smoothie
coconut hot chocolate
cranberry and banana smoothie
fresh orange juice smoothie
grapefruit pink smoothie 
green lemon and pineapple smoothie
green tea mango smoothie
healthy vegan breakfast smoothie
mocha coconut frappuccino
mocha madness recovery shake
peanut butter, banana green smoothie
purpose smoothies 
strawberry, blueberry smoothie
strawberry lemonade frosty
strawberry shortcake smoothie 
sweet pomegranate smoothie 
sweet potato hot cocoa
tasty fruit smoothie
vegan almond butter banana shake
vegan cashew ripple strawberry shake
vegan chamomile banana shake

vegan chocolate raspberry smoothie
vegan chocolate s’mores shake
vegan chocolate, strawberry, banana shake
vegan double chocolate chip shake
vegan peaches and cream smoothie 
vegan peachy hemp protein smoothie
vegan secret ingredient matcha shake
vegan secret ingredient vanilla shake
vegan wild blueberry shake 
virgin peachy lychee daiquiri
watermelon frosty
whipped strawberry lemonade

CONDIMENTS: 
bbq sauce
chocolate peanut butter
fig jam with lavender, thyme and walnuts
hummus
peanut butter fruit dip
spinach dip


BASICS: 
almond flour
bread
bread crumbs
condensed milk 
housewarming bread
pizza dough


GREAT HEALTHY FOOD BLOGS: 
displayed by calories
everything
desserts

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vimeddiart:

Coloured some twitter doodles. I’m betting Batsy has a Superman plushie lying around somewhere too. They probably bought them together…

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thesugoinerdist:

tralfamadorecalls:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

The memories are flooding back

holy fuck i still remember this

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
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Marines make do.

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Favorite female characters

Piper Halliwell

don’t put me in the middle / i’m not, you were born in the middle

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twinkmastertoudou:

northernlotus:

We loved these prompts so much, myself and skinnvsteve made a new list of prompt starters!

Pick a line, and a pairing, for a microfic!

  • “Well that could have gone better.”
  • “I hope you know what you’re doing.”
  • “Does that hurt? It looks like it hurts.”
  • “He put you up to this, didn’t he?” (Alt, she/they)
  • “Are you kidding me? We are not ‘fine’!”
  • “Come out. Please.”
  • “Get it off, GET IT OFF!”
  • “I just wanted to see you.”
  • “Can I help?”
  • “I might reconsider, if…”
  • “This doesn’t feel right.”
  • “Do you want to like, go get a coffee?”
  • “So, come here often?”
  • “Maybe it would be better if we just stopped.”
  • “This is hard enough without you doing that.”
  • “I don’t want to have a baby.”
  • “Well no one asked me.”
  • “I’m not being paranoid!”
  • “Put me down for ‘no.”
  • “What do you remember?”
  • “Well, what did they say about me?”
  • “I told you this was a bad idea.”
  • “Oh relax, we’ll be fine.”
  • “Why didn’t you?”
  • “Are… are you cooking?”

I will do that but not a microfic, but a microcomic!

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AGAMEMNON: all of you will swear allegiance to me
ACHILLES: [skateboards by] who the fuck is this clown?